Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Official Black Owl Review of "Star Trek Into Darkness."




Ok, you need to know right now, there's going to be spoilers, oodles and oodles of spoilers.  If spoilers were tribbles they would be pouring out of a grain storage cabinet onto Kirk's head.  If you don't want to be spoiled, let me give you this little bit: there's a few little problems, but I loved it.  If you want to see why, keep reading.  You have however been warned. Spoilers, approaching at Warp 8.  Also, I am going to assume if you do read ahead you HAVE watched the film, so I will comment on the plot points without providing context.  Honestly, if you haven't seen it, just come back later (please).  

You may remember that when JJ Abrams first Star Trek movie came out, I went into it with every intention of hating it.  I WANTED to hate that film, but found instead a savvy and shiny new mythology that played the appropriate service to what had gone before while promising me a bright new future.  That promise almost derailed this film for me. You see, I got advanced word of the true identity of the bad guy.  A whole new universe open to them and instead they want to remake Khan?  I was disappointed.  I wanted new, I wanted to be surprised.

What they did, which I never imagined they could, is not rehash the Khan story, but extend it.  This new universe, and the changes that came about in the 2009 movie, has some unforeseen ramifications, ones that to a degree grow out of what we had seen before.  I want to address more of that later on, but it turned out not to be the Khan story, or the twisted mirror reflections of his story that bothered me at all.  The similarity is part of the story, the events that repeat are inherent to these characters in ANY universe, and to a degree fated.  If you didn't like the fact that the universe WANTS to happen a certain way--as seen in everything from "City on the Edge of Forever" to "Parallels" to "Cold Front" to 2009--then you may not like it here either.  It has however been inherent in Trek storytelling since 1967, so you may want to get used to it.  

Again, I am very impressed with the fact that events in the first film really come into play here.  Kirk as a stowaway cadet saved the world, and Starfleet's a little concerned how cocky that made him.  Old Spock bringing Scotty's "transwarp beaming" equation into this timeframe is being exploited by Section 31.  Spock--and the Federation--is still dealing with the loss of Vulcan and the Narada incursion.  It is not however just Trek 09 that resonates into this film, but the Prime Universe with Spock's warning to his younger self regarding Khan, and indeed the understanding of the Augments from the series "Enterprise."  Patterns of events from other worlds coming into play in this story, and nothing is happening in a vacuum.  Starfleet, and Admiral Marcus are different because of the Narada, while Kirk--who knows he must in fact be Spock's friend following his mind meld with the older version of the Vulcan--is trying to make this universe like the Prime, and not necessarily succeeding.  The ripples travel far in both directions.

The story plays out in such a way as to give us a true evolution of the relationship between Kirk and Spock.  This comes to fruition with each character reacting to a major crisis as the other would have done, or wanted their friend to.  The filmmakers choose to demonstrate this to long term fans by showing a reversal of fates for these two, something that is apparently sitting poorly with many fans.  That's a shame, as I saw it driving home the circumstances rather than aping them; again an extension rather than a rehash.

So what is great in this film?

This film has the two things great Trek before has had: a moral lesson, and a heart.  The moral is one that would at first seem a little behind the times, dealing with how we as a people reacted to the September 11th attacks.  However, recent events have brought that paranoia back to us, haven't they?  As well, the entire plot regarding sitting in neutral territory to send an unmanned weapon into a sovereign power's airspace to kill one of our citizens who turned against us certainly has some resonance.  As much as people tried to tell you Roddenberry Trek was only about our utopian future, that was never quite true.  Trek at its best is an allegory that gets us to examine ourselves, and this story has that in spades.

At the heart of the film is the development of Kirk as a real hero, Spock as his stalwart friend, and the crew as the team that will spend five years going boldly.  Yes, this is a Kirk/Spock film, but everyone gets their moment as well, reminding me of "The Undiscovered Country" in that respect.  McCoy learns how to turn Kirk's death into a fighting chance for life.  Chekov get a chance to get his hands and face dirty holding together a sabotaged engine room.  Scotty becomes a saboteur himself reminiscent of his work on the Excelsior in "The Search for Spock."  Uhura gets to negotiate face to face with the new Abrams Klingons (which are fantastically well rendered).  And Sulu gets to prove he has the mettle to one day have his own big chair to sit in.  There's one more character who goes through hell here, but keeps coming back: The Enterprise.  I have come to really love the design of the Ryan Church Enterprise, and she gets some spectacular scenes on Nabiru, and stands tall after a near death experience in the clouds over Earth.  Perhaps one of the most important relationships we see here involves the Captain and his ship as she holds together under the onslaught of a mammoth Dreadnaught, while he later crawls into her very heart to literally kickstart her.  She doesn't fire a shot in this film, but she proves she will always bring you home, like a lady should.

Then there's the villains, though one could argue there are not villains in this film, but victims of circumstance lashing out.  Peter Weller brings great gravitas to Admiral Marcus both when sympathetic and vicious.  I have more to say about his character later, but his performance is a delight.  Have I mentioned Benedict Cumberbatch yet?  He is truly amazing in this role. I completely believe he is the superior being genetically engineered.  Words like "intensity" somehow don't seem strong enough to describe his performance and physicality as the character we find out to be Khan, himself somewhat victimized.  I could have spent two hours just watching him deliver lines and been pretty entertained.  Thankfully, THANKFULLY, they don't kill him in the end, breaking the trend of damn near every movie I have watched in recent memory (except perhaps Cobra Commander's escape in GI Joe).  When you see him lying frozen again in his tube, it's not like he is a villain subdued; he is rather a lurking threat, just waiting to be unleashed again.

The look of the film is again fantastic.  We get a new Warp effect, and some neat new sets.  I love the new warp core, which is apparently a real particle collider.  Every alien, focused or background is wonderful.  The specific Starfleet uniforms are great, though evocative of the change that Starfleet has undergone, one at the core of the moral center of the film: are we explorers or soldiers?

Little Trek Easter eggs are all through it: models of both the TMP ringship Enterprise and the NX-01 make appearances.  The trade ship Kirk uses to approach Kronos was confiscated in the "Mudd" incident.  Section 31 appearing at all.  Mention of Christine Chapel and the appearance of Carol Marcus.  A tribble!  There's obviously some fans involved here, though perhaps that lends to the problems as well.

So, given all that gushing, why isn't this film perfect?  Though I don't think the Khan plot points come off as a rehash, I DO feel the "Admiral out to help the Federation by subverting its values" is well overplayed.  Marcus eventually comes off as a cross between Cartwright in "The Undiscovered Country" and Dougherty from "Insurrection."  TNG in particular took advantage of the scheming Admiral as a heavy, and THAT to me does feel rehashed.  It does however fit with the story, and the performance is strong. 

Also, Uhura, a very strong character in '09, gets played a little too weepy girlfriend here. She has good moments, but her concern for Spock and that little catch in her voice at the drop of a hat gets really old and relegates her to Spock's girlfriend once or twice too many.

There's some little in-universe nitpicks I have as well: JJ again uses some time compression in his trips between worlds, but that to me is an artifact of his storytelling method, which trims fat.  Not the first time Trek has done that either though.  I also am not sure how the Earth's gravity grabs the Enterprise so quickly when she is obviously at least beyond the moon.  They should have had quite some time there.  I also have to ask why they parked the Enterprise in the ocean on Nabiru rather than keep it in orbit…which would have solved the whole line of sight transporter problem.

Now, I don't usually do this in my reviews, but since I did write this before I watched this film, I feel compelled to answer the complaints I see out there on the boards.  There are things that I don't understand people complaining about.  Yes, everyone is of course entitled to their opinions, but I want to give you why those things didn't bother me.

A lot of people complain about the USS Vengeance being a big ugly ship that looks like the Narada.  It's something the Federation would never build, and an affront to Roddenberry and Trek science.  Indeed, it is big and ugly; that's part of the allegory that we have lost our way due to the need for Vengeance.  Starfleet, Marcus in particular, in response to the Narada, the destruction of Vulcan, the impending Klingon threat, he becomes that which he hates.  Perhaps cliche, it is a powerful allegory, relevant to where we are today, and visualized wonderfully by the USS Vengeance.  It is supposed to be big and ugly, reminiscent of the Narada; that's the point.

I keep hearing that the JJ Universe is not what Gene Roddenberry would have done.  He made a perfect world where humans are explorers and not soldiers, and his crew is infallible.  Really?  "The Omega Glory."  "Bread and Circuses."  "Dagger of the Mind."  "Court Martial."  "Patterns of Force."  All Classic episodes with a corrupt diplomat or Starfleet Officer acting against the Federation's values.  Drama comes from conflict, and Roddenberry loved to wrap his admittedly humanistic message in drama.  Into Darkness, in my opinion, gives us that in spades.

There's a lot of talk about how ridiculous transwarp beaming for Harrison/Khan is to go from Earth to Kronos.  Teleportation is in general a pretty ridiculous concept.  The only reason Trek has transporters at all was to save production costs on the original show.  I liked the fact this was an extension of the last movie, it showed the poor intentions of Section 31 by having them confiscate it for their purposes, and it's yet another indicator that no one is going to push a temporal reset button on this universe; it IS developing differently.  I look forward to seeing how this affects the Federation.  Some people have mentioned it eliminates the need for starships.  How exactly will you use that planetary teleporter when the Klingon battle fleet arrives in your system?

Khan's magic blood.  In the context of the greater Trek universe, we already knew augmented blood/DNA was special.  Star Trek: Enterprise used Augment blood to rewrite the entire Klingon species DNA, explaining Classic Trek smooth-browed Klingons.  In the context of this film, there is no Deus Ex Machina: the film shows us Khan's blood used to repair a Section 31 officer's little girl's diseased body.  Dramatically, it is established, waiting for that thread to be picked up at the end.  My personal interpretation of the incident was not that Khan's blood brought Kirk back to life, but rather that it repaired the cells damaged by radiation.  That's why McCoy has to put him in cryo, to keep his brain from deteriorating.  When people die, it's from a lack of oxygen to the brain.  What ever has "killed" them has somehow prevented oxygen from getting to the brain, hence out current ability to revive someone whose heart has stopped.  Khan's blood will repair Kirk's damaged cells.  McCoy will have to work other miracles to get his heart and brain working again.

Finally, I have seen complaints about the writers just rehashing older, better plots. My personal interpretation which I hinted at above was that this continued to build a new universe for Trek with new stories, while maintaining its interwoven status with the Prime Universe.  I basically see people complaining that it is too different and too derivative at the same time!  Those are strengths to me, giving me the new, nested in the old.  Khan is a great example of that.  Yes, he's British and white.  But he's Khan, new and old all at once, bringing the universes together.  

I suppose I should address that last point as well.  Yes, Khan has been "whitewashed."  If you're going to use one of the most hated and dangerous men in human history in a world where (as we see in the film) everyone's face is catalogued in images, do you think maybe you should indeed change his face?  On classic Trek, McCoy made Kirk look Romulan in minutes.  Surely Section 31 has the ability to change his appearance.  And, if Khan is from India originally, once a British colony where schools in the 20th Century taught British English, we shouldn't be asking why nuKhan speaks with a British accent, but rather why Prime Khan speaks with a Spanish one!

Though not perfect, Star Trek Into Darkness is a very worthy addition to the Trek library and moves this new version along smartly toward where we want to see these characters.  Much as "Skyfall" made me want to go watch "Doctor No," this film makes me want to throw in the first season of Classic Trek.  That's exactly what any new Trek should do, serve as a gateway to the old.  I'm on board.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Dan's Justice League

So, with Man of Steel on the way, the implication from Warner Brothers is that it will set the stage for a DC shared movie universe.  I have to admit, as much as I am anticipating what I have seen of this film, I don't see WB's movie department really being able to build in that way, particularly with they, their TV associates, and right now in my mind their comics, completely unable to come up with a Wonder Woman that works.  It did get me thinking though, who I would WANT to see in a JL project, and I realized, there really hasn't been a project in a while that really captured me outside of the animated shows I have seen on TV, all of which are being cancelled apparently.  So there's that.

So for no other reason than my wish list, here is what I would want to see in any JL project, by bringing together these particular versions of these characters.  One is going to stand out like a sore thumb, but think about it a bit before you declare it "outrageous" (that's a clue).

Superman:
I have not seen MoS obviously, but for my money, if I need a modern version of Superman I am going to draw from Mark Waid's "Birthright."  To me, it is the definitive origin of Superman from a decade that rewrote the story about five times.  Indeed, it stands out to me as the best telling of it in the character's long history.  I do want to give honorable mention to Grant Morrison's "All-Star Superman" which I love a bit more as a story, but Waid does a better job of giving Superman the god-like abilities, while keeping him human.  Morrison's Superman in All-Star is simply a god.

Batman:

Nothing against the actor, but after the huge misstep that was The Dark Knight Rises, Christian Bale doesn't make even the short list.  There's a lot of takes on Batman out there, and many I love, but if I can have just one it has to be the version Bruce Timm gives us in Batman: The Animated Series.  Full credit of course to Kevin Conroy who will forever be the voice I hear in my head when reading any Batman comic.  That guy, he IS The Batman.


Wonder Woman:

I saw the 2011 pilot for a proposed Wonder Woman tv series, and I think Adrianne Palicki was a great choice for the sheer physicality of Wonder Woman.  The writing however completely missed the heart. I have nothing but fondness for my delightfully...stimulating childhood memories of Lynda Carter.  If I have to choose a Wonder Woman though, I am going to include the goddess/diplomat/warrior from Greg Rucka's two years on the title.  In a four color land of over-sexual bosomy fantasy archetypes, Rucka's Wonder Woman was a wondrous woman, and definitive in my mind as the hero.  It isn't pants that Wonder Woman needs to be taken seriously; it's heart.


Aquaman:

Every few years, someone comes along and says, "but I am going to do Aquaman right."  The result usually entails more brooding, perhaps a hook, and bouncing between more or less hair on either head or face.  Then, a couple years ago, someone really did breathe new life into "the guy who talks to fish."  I give full credit to Batman: The Brave and the Bold.  Many people discounted this throwback series as too kiddy or goofy, but really it was a fine representation of those pre-Silver Age tales that set the stage for all the classics that helped define those characters for us today.  In Aquaman we find someone who is confident, a little arrogant, and absolutely loves the fact he gets to be a superhero.  That really resonates with me as he is the guy responsible for 5/6 of the Earth.   Is it so bad that some of these heroes might actually enjoy what they do, and what a great role in the league for Aquaman to take.  We'll save the brooding for Batman.

The Flash:

Yeah, I know Barry's back.  Hurray Silver Age and all that.  For me though, I am calling on the 90s, and Mark Waid once more along with William Messner-Loebs and Mike Baron, and bringing Wally West to the table as The Flash.  He had a legacy to deal with, his own fears to calm, and a rogue's gallery in the waiting.  Yet, he could crack a joke with the best of them and was truly a hero.  Perhaps I am jaded as I really found The Flash post crisis, and though watching that old TV show, those comics really brought the character home for me.  And, I miss the Kilg%re.



Green Lantern:
GL used to be one of my very favorites.  After the last couple years of rainbows, a movie so bad it made me like the comics less, and the impact of the New 52 being lessened by keeping the GL continuity though it MAKES NO SENSE WITH THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE (see Batman for this problem too), I almost left him off.  Alas, though, Hal Jordan was at the top of my must buy list for a long time, and I do love the hard sci fi elements of the character and the supporting cast.  So, I must harken back to who made me love the character in the first place, and that was Dennis O'Neil.  Hal was a hero who asked questions, and had Green Arrow along like a bearded Jiminy Cricket to point out things Hal wouldn't always want to see.  Added bonus to picking this Hal: we get Ollie as a freebie.


Martian Manhunter:
Yes, I insist on J'onn J'onzz as being on the League.  He links our heroes mentally, and provides nearly as much power as Superman in a fight.  Oh, and he's the last of his race, blasted from another planet alien who doesn't look like he grew up in Kansas.  Sure, many verisons give us a J'onn who can take purely human form, but I prefer the Justice League Unlimited Manhunter who uses his shapeshifting as a weapon while maintaining a distance from humanity.  He's a great foil for Superman reminding him how different people can be, and I want him sitting in the Watchtower.  I dip from the Bruce Timm well again for this one.


So, there's my dream line-up.  Of course I could go on: the "JSA/Kobra: Engines of Destruction" Power Girl.  The Young Justice cartoon Black Canary.  The Jaimie Reyes Blue Beetle post "One Year Later."  As a villains, the Smallville Lex Luthor  and definitely, DEFINITELY Mark Hamill's Joker from B:TAS.  Commence your arguments... NOW!


Oh.  And a pic of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman, just because.  Somebody get this lady a writer!


Sunday, April 07, 2013

The Official Black Owl Review of "GI Joe: Retaliation"



There’s something we need to get out of the way first.  I am a huge fan of GI Joe.   My first GI Joe was when I was four or five and from somewhere I ended up with a bearded 12” Land Adventurer.  The gear I had I now know was from one of the foreign weapons sets; he wasn’t new, and I assume my folks found him at a garage sale or swap meet or something of the kind.  I got a few more as the years went by, and even an Adventure Team Headquarters and did like all boys did with their Joes: lots of adventures in the outdoors.  There was no narrative though, just missions from inside my head. 

Zap.
Then in 1982, my buddy Brett had this little Star Wars figure sized soldier, but with much better articulation.  I asked him what it was, and he told me it was a GI Joe.  I immediately went looking on  the next trip to K-Mart and soon his Rock n’ Roll joined forces with my Zap.  I became infatuated with these toys, and since Star Wars figures died out after Jedi, it really became my main toy focus.

As most of you know, when I should have been putting away such things, I kept up.  I found out well into my Real American Hero collecting that there was both a cartoon AND a comic book!  Now, I had already built an ongoing overall story for my Joes and COBRAs based on the filecards, and I didn’t always agree with what happened in the official stuff (what do you mean Snake Eyes is mute?) but I was pulled even further into that world, preferring the comics.  They were fun without being funny, but certainly had their dark moments for what should have been just a commercial for toys.  Snake Eyes’ parents killed in a car accident?  Cobra Commander’s son tries to shoot the despot himself?  Trucial Abyssmia and a Joe team body count of 16?  The Vietnam vets on the team met resistance and derision from the American people when they came home?  Larry Hama gave us some messages about the reality of war, while still showing the camaraderie of the fighting man, and the honor of defending something greater than yourself.  Yes, I slowed down on the toy purchases when Hasbro decided that neon yellow was somehow a military camouflage, but I kept reading those comics.

And I joined the Army. 

In 1994, the 12-year run of Marvel Comics GI Joe came to an end, and I was deciding if this whole uniform wearing thing was for me.  Issue #155 was the last one, and featured the mute Snake Eyes finally getting to tell the story in the form of a letter to a young man who is considering joining the Army.  The entire thing is devastating and blunt as to the costs of military service, but again speaks to that camaraderie, asking what other job can engender such loyalty.  Then comes the line that quite literally changed my life: “But then, this bearing of arms in defense of the Constitution of the United States is not just a profession, per se;

To this day, trying to quote that out loud brings a catch to my voice.  In the pages of this little toy ad, I found the words that described what I was beginning to feel about the meaning of my service.  It is a feeling that has stuck with me through good and bad, and led to the fact I have kept putting that uniform on each morning for the next two decades.  On those days (and there have been many) when it seemed like there was more bad that good in my Firm, I would read that issue and hold out just a little more.*  I also kept up with those characters as they went through some different writers and forms and was quite enthusiastic when I heard there would be a movie back in 2009.

Then I got “Rise of Cobra.”  I am certainly not expecting “Saving Private Ryan” from a Joe film, and sure there should be some fun, some SF style weapons, and some over the top characters.   But there is a heart to GI Joe, a feel from the familiarity with these characters I have known for 30 years that was so completely missing from RoC.  My disdain was not objective.  As I have told others, had this movie been something called “Super Fast Future Soldiers” I would have likely gotten a kick out of the B-Movie with the blockbuster budget.  But they called it GI Joe, and I cannot overstate how much venom I sling at this movie.

It made money though, and got a sequel.  Grudgingly, I started following their progress and hearing things I wanted to hear.  The original cast was gone; there would be machine guns instead of lasers; characters like Joe Colton (the ORIGINAL GI Joe) and the Blind Master (never a figure, but a key support role in the comic) would appear.  I got interested.  The trailer hit with the remix of “Seven Nation Army” playing behind it, and I was blown away.  Plus, Adrianne Palicki (sigh). 

Then the movie’s release was delayed nine months.  Reshoots?  Bad test audiences?  I was afraid we were getting the same crap as the first.  When the new promotional campaign started for this release though, well, dammit, things looked…right.  When the release came, I waited a week so I could see it with my brother-in-law, someone who I know has as much love for these characters as I do.  Yesterday, he in his GI Joe team t-shirt, and I with a COBRA emblem emblazoned on my chest sat down to see GI Joe: Retaliation.  Here, a thousand words in, is my review.

This movie was made for me.  It is almost as if Jon M. Chu picked up the phone, called me, said, “understanding we can’t get rid of the first movie, how do we make this one actually seem like a G.I. Joe movie for forty year old men whose fandom stretches across at least five different incarnations of the toy and comic?”   We got this.  It is not always smart; it is certainly not militarily accurate; a couple of performances are awful, and at least one character almost requires an existing knowledge of the source material to see why they are even there.  In its heart and soul however, this is GI Joe.  It is fun, filled with adventure, and has characters who are quite recognizably adaptations of their 3.75” counterparts.  Perhaps it requires a love of GI Joe to really get into, but as a fan I will take that over a movie (like the first) that required you to know nothing to try to enjoy.  If you haven’t seen it yet, I am getting into specifics now, and spoilers abound.

We open with something which could be right out of an issue of GI Joe: Special Missions.  A squad of Joes is infiltrating the DMZ in Korea to extract a defector.  The scene shows us a Flint who goes off mission to shine on North Korea by replacing the guards’ national flag with the GI Joe flag.  It is arrogant, dangerous,  cocky, indicates prior planning on Flint’s part to even have the flag to use…and is exactly the Flint we first see in the Marvel run.  Remember, in issue #37 when he debuts everyone thinks he is a complete jerk.  It’s some 30 issues before an actual relationship develops between Flint and Lady Jaye, and several missions before we see him grow into the leader he will be.  This film gives us inklings of that, and I was pleased. 

Actual Russian Agent
The Lady Jaye in the film though is really more from the short-lived Devil’s Due Press “GI Joe: Reloaded” series.  We see her as a competent and talented officer with experience in intelligence and weapons.  I have seen a couple complaints regarding the fact that she twice uses her feminine wiles to accomplish a mission.  I have two things to say on that: If you don’t think actual female intelligence soldiers use their femininity as a weapon, you are naïve; secondly, the situation does not speak to the objectification of those women, but rather the stupidity of the men whom they target.  Why do spies like the actual Russian agent Anna Chapman exist?   Because they get results.  Men with information seem predisposed toward giving their secrets up to a pretty face (General Petraeus, anyone?).  I think this movie showing Lady Jaye using her attributes to her advantage is less about her, and more about the men who fall for it.  She’s no damsel in distress, and it is a better movie for it.
Made up Hollywood Sexism

Cobra Commander is still “Rex” from the first film, but quickly dons a more comic book evoking costume and plays from behind the scenes as the Commander should.  I admit I prefer a Commander we can commiserate with a bit more, but you believe he’s running a ruthless terrorist organization, so overall he works for me.  Such an improvement from RoC as well.


Bruce Willis plays more of a role than I expected as Joe Colton, and I was very pleased to see that character included.  Indeed, he rounds up some of his old friends at one point.  I don’t know the intention behind that, but these older guys who were Colton’s old team?  Sounds like a nod to the GI Joe Adventure Team to me, and I really appreciated that.  His “I’m an old school soldier” interaction with Lady Jaye is amusing, and pays off nicely when you learn the real reason he’s picking at her.  I have heard people say Willis phones this one in; well, he acts like a generic action star.  Since he’s playing the world’s first action figure brought to life, the prototype for many a young man as to what action star meant, I prefer to think he’s not being typical but rather archetypical. 


 
The obvious star of the film though is Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock.  I initially had a moment’s reservation, as Johnson is not the ethnicity of the original character.  He brings a charisma a physicality to this role though which make it undoubtedly our favorite M2-Manpacking gourmet chef.  I have enjoyed Johnson’s performance in other movies, particularly the much maligned “Southland Tales” but he brings an earnestness to his roles you don’t find in a typical action star.  That and his undeniable star power pay off for GI Joe.  His interaction with Channing Tatum’s Duke is delightful and fun, and gives a sense of gravitas to the entire affair when Duke is killed.

Yep, they kill Duke.  Indeed of the characters retained from the first film, only Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, and Storm Shadow make it to the end of this  film (maybe Destro, time will tell).  For not being a reboot, this film does a great job of cleansing the pallet from Rise of Cobra. Ironically, I started to get a feel for Tatum’s Duke, for whom I had NO love from the first movie, which does show just what a director who cares about your subject matter can do for you.

So, what doesn’t work?  Well, the method by which COBRA gets rid of the world’s nuclear weapons is a bit contrived, but should have some interesting ramifications in the next film (like how much fallout we’re going to have to deal with from the detonation of hundreds of nuclear warheads in our atmosphere).   RZA is almost laughable in his delivery as the Blind Master, and luckily exists only to deliver exposition in a weird semi-Asian accent.  Speaking of accents, Ray Stevenson I believe is trying to affect a deep-South American accent for Firefly, but comes off somewhere between Australian and cockney.  He’s a great presence in the film otherwise, but should probably have just gone with his regular voice.

Was the bar perhaps set so low by the first film that I am willing to give a few passes to this one?  Perhaps.  Was I just so damn happy to see Flint and Lady Jaye get their turn on the big screen that I ignore some stuff?  Perhaps.  Is this a movie that stands on its own without knowing the history?  Maybe not.  I don’t care.  I loved it; it pushed pretty much every button I as a Joe fan wanted, and I really hope Jon Chu gets a chance to do another. He brings a great aesthetic to the fight scenes that is not the new Hollywood standard of quick cuts and wobbly cam making it impossible to follow what’s going on.  Despite the lack of blood, the battles feel very visceral and often realistic, and the training these actors did with real soldiers shows (particularly in Adrianne Palicki). 

This movie does for me what Joe Carnahan’s “The A-Team” did for me.  It gives me a nice group dynamic with respect for the source material, enough action to make it count, and yet still at its heart the idea that we as fans of the original want to have a lot of fun.  There will be no Oscars going home with anyone based on this movie, but it is going to be a default “what do I feel like watching?” movie for this fan for a long time. 

Now, how do we get them to fix the Baroness?


*At the 2013 Emerald City Comic Con I actually got Larry Hama to sign my ORIGINAL, oft-read #155 and tell him what it had done for me.  I was able to thank HIM for MY service!

Friday, December 07, 2012

The Annual Holiday Letter


Hello again, everyone!
If you are reading this before the 21st of December, please relax, there is nothing to worry about regarding any calendar running out.  If you are reading this AFTER the 21st of December, I told you so.  If you are reading this on the 21st and the sky outside is filled with hot hail and the moon is a red as blood and the sun is as black as sackcloth, well, oops.  I have a pretty good feeling we’ll all be laughing this one off on the 22nd though…which may be exactly when those Mayan fiends will actually strike because we won’t be expecting it.
I certainly hope the world isn’t about to end, as this year has brought quite a bit of settling down for some members of the Foster family, and I would imagine a pole-shift, meteor strike, or zombie-apocalypse would wreak havoc on my property values.  Yes indeed, after twenty years of being tenants to any place Uncle Sam placed us, Jennifer and I have picked out our actual home.  We’ve settled just north of Lacey, Washington, and just east of Olympia.  The house is older construction and quite perfect for our needs and wants, and sits on a wonderful two acres with trees in the front and wetlands in the back.  We are deliriously happy with our new home, which closed mind you on May 25th; the 35th anniversary of “Star Wars.”  I trust that date far more than some poor Mayan schmuck with a chisel standing over a big stone wheel who likely said something like, “guys, I’ve gone out six-hundred years, can I stop now?  My fingers are tired.”  Regardless, Stately Foster Manor is open if anyone wants to come visit.  My toy room is huge.
We also gained a bedroom this year as Zack has moved out and is on his own.  He’s been working in New Mexico, and I won’t lie, we miss having him around.  It is gratifying to see him taking care of himself though, and being the responsible adult we never thought the three-year-old Zack would ever grow up to be.  Wouldn’t mind it though if he happened to relocate to the Northwest, but we know he will be successful at whatever he wants to do.
Hannah is quite happy to be back in Weird Washington where she’s the most normal looking person on the street.  She just turned 18 herself, making Jennifer and I the parents of not one but two adult children.  Post High School plans are still in the air a bit as far as the order goes, but there’s some college and possibly some Navy ahead.  We’ll see which one comes first.  Hope she learns to swim a little better.
We did have an addition to our family this year.  Back in August Jennifer adopted Luna, a six-year-old Italian Greyhound.  Don’t think horse-like racedog; she weighs about 15 pounds, but as Eightball and Patches the Evil Cat™ have found out, that’s 15 pounds of sheer trouble.  She had come from an abusive home before and we are glad to give her a good home.  She’s made a lot of progress in the last couple of months (though we think Eightball liked it better when she was a bit more timid) and is certainly becoming part of the family.  The aforementioned Patches the Evil Cat™ is now 16 and as rotten as ever.  She seems to like the fact Luna is small enough to exert some control over, though they are about tied on who wins what.  Eightball loves her, but you can see sometimes just wants her to give him his space.  Tough when you’re used to being the only child.
Besides rescuing greyhounds, Jennifer has also become the Bob Villa of Olympia doing most of the work inside (painting and electrical) while I manage The Green around it.  Luckily I have read enough “Swamp Thing” comics to know how to talk to plants, though some of them are still resistant.  My dream of raising orchids has started resulting in dead orchids.  I might need to stick to rhodies…
So, the world can’t end on the 21st, too much to do and too many years ahead of chasing fast little dogs through the back yard.  We do all hope the year has been kind, but for those to whom it was not, we offer our love and support.  May the New Year bring happiness to you all, provided of course there is one. 
Stupid Mayans.

                                                                        Love,
Daniel, Jennifer, Hannah, Patches, Luna, and Eightball 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Random List: Action Figures I want to custom make.

It is my intention to make 3 3/4" (Small G.I. Joe sized) figures of:

Daniel Craig's James Bond
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai
Adult versions of Johnny Quest and Hadji
Race Bannon
Tarzan
John Carter
Remo Williams (book/comic version, not Fred Ward)
Mack Bolan
Rick Deckard (Blade Runner)
Lara Croft
Doc Savage


Any other recommendations?


Saturday, November 03, 2012

Waxing Philosophical on Time Travel and Star Trek




Be aware, you are about to experience some full-frontal nerdity if you keep reading.  I have a theory regarding the often contradictory (and perhaps overdone) use of time travel in the Star Trek narrative.  This theory covers all six shows (yes, I in fact count the Animated Series (TAS), and even Voyager (VOY) ) and the new timeline which I think was masterfully created in the 2009 film Star Trek. 

For a while now I have been involved in a play-by-email role-playing game set a few years after the Dominion War in the Prime Trek universe.  In case you aren’t familiar with that term, the script for the 2009 film used it to designate the continuing narrative which started with the Original Series (TOS) included all the series through Enterprise (ENT), and the first ten films.  Therefore, Leonard Nimoy’s character was referred to as “Spock Prime” being from the original timeline.  Anyway, the RPG has been a lot of fun (shout out to Steven and the gang) and is really more a form of collaborative writing than rolling dice.   My only complaint is I don’t always have the time to dedicate to the stories that they deserve, but while sitting in the middle of the desert with my Firm watching people steal porta-johns (true story), I will often shake my head in disbelief and escape internally to thinking about fiction that needs writing, including the Game.  This particular story involves the political and scientific dealings with the planet that houses the Guardian of Forever, made famous in what is widely regarded as the best of TOS, the episode “City on the Edge of Forever.”  So, the different examples of time travel and methods thereof in Trek have been on my mind as I collaborate with fellow fans to tell this story.  What I have realized is the descriptions and uses seen in the original episode with The Guardian do not make sense unless they are incomplete.



I am well aware of the controversy surrounding the great Harlan Ellison’s original version and what made it to TV under the hand of the great Gene Roddenberry.  However, in this discussion, I plan to use only what has appeared on screen as official or “canon” information.  You will see that some of Ellison’s original intention made it into the aired version, though changes left some inconsistency.  Yes, I know the real world storytelling reasons behind problems I will point out, but I am arguing in universe.

Quick diversion: Once upon a time fans of a particular thing loved that thing and would vehemently defend it even in the evidence of narrative error.  In the 70s and 80s there was a magazine called “Trek Magazine” (I know, not very original) dedicated to pointing out how inconsistencies in Trek episodes were not in fact inconsistencies at all, and providing explanation.  Marvel Comics for years gave out the “No-Prize;” not for pointing out a mistake in a comic, but for pointing it out and explaining why it wasn’t really.  Look, when you have literally hundreds of contributors to a narrative over decades things are going to slip through the cracks.  We as fans once accepted that and rolled with it, helping the Powers That Be out when necessary.  Now it seems fandom exists to decry the things it loves.  Maybe it’s the internet’s fault, maybe it’s because fans hold things in higher regard than entertainment is worthy of, I don’t know.  I’ve been guilty of some of this bashing myself.  Could be time to stop.  Or, if you didn’t like something, STOP WATCHING IT.

Back to my original point:  I wish to make two assertions. One, there is in fact NO Prime timeline in Star Trek.  Rather the shows are scattered about similar, even interactive timelines and causality chains created when characters from one change what’s in another.  Two, the timelines of Trek are similar and linked because of a central hub to their existence: The Guardian of Forever.  It is not just a lumpy doughnut you can time travel with.



Trek 2009 illustrates the first point very well.  When something alters the existent chain of events that defines a timeline, the timeline does not change, but rather a new divergent path is created.  I am not arguing a la Schrödinger that every decision creates a new timeline, but rather only when one is externally altered.  Evidence of these parallel timelines all already well established in Trek: the Mirror Universe being the most obvious.  The sideways universe in Voyager’s “Year of Hell” would be another, or the timeline shown in the final VOY episode where it took them 16 years to get home.  I think however there are more, a lot more and indeed from our perspective as outside observer, Star Trek: The Next Generation  (TNG) takes place over at least three different timelines, possibly more.  TOS does not take place in the same timeline as VOY or Deep Space Nine (DS9), and perhaps not even in the same timeline as The Wrath of Khan. 


A very similar set of events to the TOS we observed did precede those stories, but not the exact narrative because of altered histories.  I would argue TOS, which clearly puts The Eugenics Wars in the 1990s is somehow separate from the Khan in TWOK claiming he was on Earth “two hundred years ago.”  If we assume TOS takes place in the 2260s (and honestly, most Trek dates are conjectures based on the year 2363 given by Data in the first season of TNG) then TWOK is in the 2270s or 2280s (Kirk mentions a man he hasn’t seen in 15 years).  Two hundred years earlier puts Khan firmly in the mid to late 21st Century.  Sure, figure of speech, etc., but Khan is brilliant and dramatic.  He might use hyperbole, but I doubt he would undercut.  However, we see the VOY cast specifically go to 1996…and there is no devastating Eugenics War.  In DS9 we see them visit the 2020s and an America clearly heading toward trouble… like the trouble First Contact shows us the world recovering from in 2063.  World War Three, presumably Colonel Green’s war which ENT would indicate includes ideas of genetic purity. 

Now, look at TNG episode “Parallels” which actively shows Worf bouncing between similar yet different universes.  Some are so similar as to escape basic notice.  Some are variations so different as to drastically alter known history.  One of Worf’s main indicators (and the audience for that matter) of his dislocation is the shield hanging on the wall in his quarters.  Remember, though Worf passed through the quantum fissure on the shuttle on his way back to the Enterprise, he doesn’t start jumping realities until he is in proximity to Geordie’s VISOR.  Therefore, the Enterprise on which the episode begins is this Worf’s original ship.  When he enters the party in his quarters, there is a round shield hanging to the left of the doorway, and it and other decorations change as the shifting begins.  At the end of the episode, Worf returns—supposedly where he should be—to his quarters.  The shield is not there.  We the observer are not in the universe we started in.  
Before.
After.


TNG shifts again at least once.  In the aforementioned First Contact the Enterprise under Picard goes back and assists Zephram Cochrane against the Borg and to make the first warp flight.  As we will see in ENT this has lasting effects when a chunk of Borg sphere is found a century later in Antarctica.   I propose First Contact creates an entirely new version of the 22nd Century.  Indeed, perhaps this is why the Temporal Cold War has a front here, why the NX-01 seems to be so much more advanced than it should be, and indeed why in Trek 2009 the Kelvin—before any changes have been made by Nero—has a crew of 800.  The opening scene is not in fact in the TOS timeline but a version changed by the Enterprise-E’s presence in 2063.  Multitudes of timelines overlayed and interacting, but on some level distinct, yet close enough to provide us a fairly coherent, if not perfect narrative.  Something has to link all of this together.  The chains of events, emergent personalities (look at the success of Kirk in ANY of these timelines), are linked somewhere.  Something is affecting these timelines to make sure they stay on a basic track. Something makes sure the eddies and flow of time bring Kirk and Spock to the right place in the 1930s to find McCoy.  Something makes sure the Enterprise happens to intercept and finally assist Gary Seven in the destruction of a warhead.  Something makes sure 22nd Century Earth gets a boost of future tech before “Future Guy” starts giving tech to the Suliban.  Something makes sure Picard will be ready to fight an outbreak of anti-time, that Sisko will be drawn to the wormhole, and that old Spock will be in a cave on Delta Vega to keep yet another version of Kirk on track.  Either the entire universe(s) is based on ridiculous coincidence or time in the Star Trek narrative has a protector, a guide, a…Guardian.

The very title “Guardian of Forever” tells us it is not just a lazy gate waiting five billion years for someone to step through (“since before your sun burned hot in space…”); rather we have evidence something is holding the Treks together and there are only a few other candidates for doing so.  Q?  Perhaps, but VOY in their Q stories show us the fallibility of that being/race.  I have always kind of held out that Q was in fact the eventual evolutionary fate of the Human race, but either way we see a limited pervasiveness and interest from the Q in Federation affairs, basically the humans.  Whatever is making the Trek universe tick covers all of existence and not just Q’s pet Picard.  The Preservers?  We know they have been around a while, and may even be the humanoid progenitors of life in the Alpha Quadrant as discovered in the TNG episode “The Chase.”  The however seem far more likely to affect things on a temporal scale (get on our ship, we are taking you somewhere safe so you don’t get wiped out).  Same goes for Gary Seven’s bosses.  Far too grounded by recruiting locals from a time for a time…though there may be no reason to think there isn’t a connection. 

Further, look at the incongruities we see in the episode.  The Guardian claims no builders (I am my own ending, my own beginning).  Yet, later it tells Kirk and Spock it cannot change the speed at which it shows time because of how it was made.  This really just gives it an excuse to put Kirk where it wants to: Long enough before McCoy to fall in love with Edith Keeler.  That’s right, the Guardian is not just letting them fix time, it’s grooming James Kirk.  It is here we see Kirk cast aside the woman he loves for a greater good.  This defines who Jim Kirk is, and continues to for decades.  The Guardian needs Kirk a certain way.  The Guardian admits to Spock’s description that it is a portal to other times and dimensions.  This is why Spock, falling into the same Black Hole in 2383 doesn’t fall back as far as Nero; he won’t be able to stop the Narada on his own, or even help the Kelvin stop it.  The Guardian ensures he will be in Kirk’s life at the right moment to shape the Kirk in this new variant timeline.  It remains unchanged as the universe seemingly shifts around it after McCoy’s alterations of history.  I submit that the Guardian is the central point around which all possible Trek timelines and dimensions flow, and it takes active interest in keeping these universes in a particular shape.  Not always exactly the same, but connected and similar, perhaps as support structures within the quantum foam to keep a particular bubble, or cluster of bubbles, from popping.  The Guardian of Forever is the Star Trek universe. 

Yes, outside actors will change things (Nero, Future Guy on ENT) but in the end, the Guardian will make sure the universe is.  The Guardian abides to coin a phrase.

So, next time you’re getting caught up on some Trek, wondering why the Enterprise just to happens to end up in the 20th Century:


Or Picard happens to be at the center of a chronal paradox:


 Or Janeway happens to be able to tweak a divergent timeline out of existence by the end of the season:


Or Sisko happens to have become commander of the station nearest the beings who may have created him:


Or Archer happens to run into a race from the 24th Century he should know nothing about:


 ...remember it is no coincidence.  The Guardian is watching.






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